PDA`s
or public displays of affection.
Dear couples...
Disgusting. I`m sorry did I ask to see you and your partner slobbering all over each other in the manner of two snails fighting to the death.
But even worse..
The noises!!
Oh the noises.... The slurps and sucks and the snorts. Like pigs snuffling for truffles.
Look dude its a tongue ..its not attacking you neither do you need to sit at a bus stop with them dancing together.
Yours sincerely
Cringing member of the public.
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